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It's Dr. Soter's office again, regarding that root canal? The doctor's in his office...waiting. He's beginning to dislike you ...

Jim's answering machine: Piece Work, 1976
Guest star: Michael Lerner

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Tompkins of Guaranty Insurance. About your burglary claim...major loss, all right. Funny...you remembered to file, but you didn't pay your premium.

Jim's answering machine: Return to The Thirty-eighth Parallel, 1976
Guest star: Ned Beatty

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Gene's 24-Hour Emergency Plumbing. Your water heater's blown? We'll have somebody out there Tuesday -- Thursday at the latest.

Jim's answering machine: Rattlers' Class of '63, 1976
Guest stars: Elayne Heilveil, James Wainwright

Note: Angel nearly gets married but chickens out after a past scam on his potential inlaws when the truth is revealed.

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Dr. Soter's office. This is the third time you've canceled. Now, you have to have that root canal -- a sort foot has nothing to do with your mouth!

Jim's answering machine: So Help Me God, 1976
Guest star: William Daniels

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It's Shirley at the Plant and Pot. There's just no easy way to tell you this, Jim--we did everything we could. Your fern died.

Jim's answering machine: Coulter City Wildcat, 1976
Guest star: John Anderson

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Hi, this is the Happy Pet Clinic. Your father gave us this number when he left town. The calico stray had six kittens. Please come and get them --- today?!?

Jim's answering machine: Feeding Frenzy, 1976 

Guest stars: Eddie Firestone, Susan Howard

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Hey, Jim, it's Frank. Me and Ellie's down here for our convention. Can't wait to see you. [Hiccups] We should be over at your place around 1:00 a.m. Bonzai, buddy!

Jim's answering machine: The Family Hour, 1976

Guest stars Burt Young, Ken Swafford, and Kim Richards

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Hi. Just want to put your mind at rest --- found your address book in the theater last week. It's in the mail. By the way, Carol's okay. But Linda...?

Jim's answering machine: 
The Fourth Man, 1976; written by Juanita Bartlett
Guest star: Sharon Gless

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Uncle Jim? It's Ralph! I got your letter -- but I moved out here anyway. I really want those detective lessons ...

Jim's answering machine: 

A Bad Deal in The Valley, 1976; written by Donald L. Gold and 

Lester William Berke
Guest star: Susan Strasberg

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Jim? It's Eddie. You were right about Sweet Talk in the 7th --- he breezed in, paid $7,250. But I didn't get your bet down...

Jim's answering machine: 

Foul On The First Play, 1976; written by Stephen Cannell
Guest star: Lou Gossett, Jr.

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Jim -- Madame Arcana at the Zodiac Restaurent. You don't pay that dinner tab, we're gonna repo your birthday...

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Where's Houston? 1976; written by Don Carlos Dunaway
Guest stars: Lane Bradbury

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Jim -- Sally. Hey, I just found out you're an Aries. Listen, if you have Virgo rising, give me a call.

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The Italian Bird Fiasco, 1976; written by Edward Lakso
Guest stars: William Daniels, Camilla Sparv

Note: Rockford's first meeting with the arrogant Thomas Caine (Daniels) is a joy to watch.

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It's Jack. The check is in the mail. Sorry it's two years late. Sorry I , miss-figured my checking account and I'm overdrawn. Sorry I stopped payment on it. So when it comes, tear it up. Sorry!

Jim's answering machine: The Hammer of C Block, 1976
Isaac Hayes guest star