DORO MERANDE (1892-1975)
Whether
a dowdy small-town snoop, a maid, gossip, a terse secretary, or a
sour neighbor, Merande's dry wit, high nasal warble, half‐opened
eyelids, a smile of childish innocence, or a bewildered look, made
her one of the most endearing characters of stage, film, and
television. It might have been overkill to have her in lengthy roles,
but she pops up delightfully in small doses. I offer a couple of her
performances in film and television plus a film of considerably less
obscurity.
Prior
to television's rising popularity, she could be captured in all her
comedic glory in 1949's, Cover Up. Merande's character,
Hildy—the maid to end all
maids—with her casual asides
suggests she is completely out of touch with reality. Far from it.
She is a walking encyclopedia of everything that goes on in town,
delivering astute, cutting opinions as if they were compliments. It
is absurd to Hildy that the prime suspect in an assumed murder is her
trusted and kind employer. She takes it upon herself to deliberately
set fire to his old college coat—a key piece of evidence—in the
backyard. She nonchalantly confesses to him in passing, "I had a
little accident with your beaver coat. I was cleaning it and it
caught fire—burned up completely."
One
of Merande's memorable television performances was in a 1958 black
comedy episode of Alfred Hitchcock Presents entitled, "Mrs.
Herman and Mrs. Fenimore." Merande is a poor widow who has
devised a fool-proof plan to kill her crotchety live-in uncle,
Russell Collins, for the inheritance money. Merande is delighted when
a struggling actress, Mary Astor, becomes her new tenant. Through
feigned empathy, Astor elevates Merande to a new level of
sophistication and they agree to work together on Collin's demise.
But the gullible Merande is unaware she has been duped. Her
dumbfounded big-eyed stare at the end seals the episode.

There
are many other roles of varying length for Merande, but she was never
quite so visually funny in her sporadic appearances in the Cold War
paranoia spoof, The Russians Are Coming the Russians Are Coming
(1966). Merande is one of the few things that has remained timeless
about the film. Dressed in pajamas and robe, she is the ever-vigilant
beacon during the assumed invasion. In a burst-out-laughing scene, we
see Merande—about four feet off the floor still seated in a
chair—placed upon the wall by the Russians to keep her away from
the telephone. Her stone-deaf husband, Parker Fennelly, not only
cannot hear her screams behind her knitted muzzle,
he is completely unaware that she is on the kitchen wall. The
Russians were thoughtful enough to include her knitting needle,
though not an easy reach. When a friend arrives to rescue her, he
finally turns around to ask what she is doing hanging up on the wall.
It is a hilarious cartoon moment.
Note:
Merande's final role was in the remake of The Front Page (1974). The
actress was attending a "Honeymooners" anniversary special
in Miami when she suffered a stroke and died at a local hospital.